The Flower Power Grinder from Myxed Up Creations
Welcome to the Future of Herb Grinding
The Flower Power Grinder is the best electric herb grinder in the world. There—we said it. One naysayer had the temerity to remark, “It’s just a coffee grinder.” Sure. If Porsche made coffee grinders. But they don’t. So we’ve stepped into the gap, and now there is no gap: Myxed Up’s Flower Power Grinder is the best, fastest, most-versatile, all-purpose, user-friendly electric grinder in the world. Bar none. Plus it looks cool.
The Flower Power Grinder is fantastic for tea, coffee, potpourri, tobacco, or any other kind of herb or flower you’d care to grind.
Let’s just break it down, shall we?
Step 1: You start with the durably constructed base unit, featuring a 200-watt, 5,000-rpm high-velocity motor. (How durable? Well, we dropped the thing in our kitchen, picked it up, plugged it back in, and it worked fine. We’re not recommending you go around dropping it—we were a bit out of it at the time, if you know what we mean—we’re just saying, if you happen to drop it, you should probably be more worried about your floor than the grinder.)
Step 2: After plugging in the base unit, you affix the stainless steel grinding bowl, which is equipped with a sturdy, long-lasting grinding blade designed to shred, not just cut, your herb. (How long lasting? Testing results for the whole unit show it’ll outlast the lifespan of 20 typical coffee grinders combined.)
And Step 3: Toss some of your favorite herb into the bowl, place the hardy plastic cover (that doubles as a vacuum-seal fill container) on top, and simply push down on the lid with your finger or palm. Seconds later, you have a perfectly even, ground substance at whatever consistency—fine, coarse, in between—you’d like. (How many seconds? It can grind a gram in 2 seconds, 21 grams in under 10.)
Now you can get to your vaping, rolling, pipe smoking, tea brewing, what have you.
But, you might ask, what about the end result? What about the product produced by the grinding? What about its consistency? Texture? Versatility? Well, quite frankly, we’ve never experienced anything like it. And we say this as scientists who have toiled long and hard in the field of herbal research, who’ve conducted many, many experiments in herbal laboratories both great and small. This grinder takes things to a whole new level.
And, look, we hate to sound like a used car salesman, BUT WAIT: there’s more. The Flower Power electric grinder comes with a ridiculous amount of excellent accessories, including: (1) a silicone brush tailor made to clear both your grinding bowl (and blade) and fill container; (2) a vacuum hand pump that works with (3) a vacuum-seal lid you can use on the fill container, transforming it into an airtight, portable storage unit for your ground goods; (4) a dust cover for protecting your grinding bowl while you use your fill container for storage; (5) a small stiff brush for supplementary cleaning and maintenance; and (6), in addition to the 3-foot cord that comes standard with the grinder, an additional 6-foot extension cord, for when you need an assist reaching a troublesome outlet. (Honestly, when was the last time you bought an appliance and it came with an extra extension cord? We’ll tell you when—it was never.)
And that’s not all (more used-car- salesman speak, but bear with us). Do you suffer from arthritis, carpal tunnel syndrome, or any other physical hand, joint, or wrist ailment? The Flower Power Grinder features a minimal-impact engaging mechanism—simply push down on the plastic cover / fill container and the blade will run. Let up and it stops. You can use a finger, your palm, an elbow—even your chin—to operate the Flower Power Grinder. And this ease of operation makes it a snap to control the consistency of your grind.
So. To review: The Flower Power Grinder is the fastest herb grinder on the market—21 grams in under 10 seconds! It’s the most powerful grinder on the market—200 watts! That’s more than most Marshall guitar amps! It’s the highest-quality grinder. The most ergonomic. The toughest and most durable. And it comes with more extras than a Walking Dead season finale (which is a fine thing to watch after doing some grinding).
That’s a lot of stuff in one package, but here’s the thing: we’re not just trying to sell you the best herb grinder in the world—that’s not enough. Our goal is to deliver the best herb-grinding experience of your life. Of your life!
Hyperbole? You tell us.
Feel free to peruse full specs on the Flower Power Grinder product page, and check out Myxed Up Todd’s video tutorial.
This is a guest blog post by Abe Brennan